silverhawk:

silverhawk:

u ever just see an animal n ur like “yeah thats perfectly named” bc

this is the violet-crowned woodnymph n like. yeah thats right

yeah this is Just Right.

jopara:

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

brokuto-koutarous-mom:

picaso:

picaso:

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

beksboys:

“free trial”

“all we need is your credit card information”

lmaonade:

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah